I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
