Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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