some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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