Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
soo... how was my night?
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