We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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