Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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