Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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