bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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