whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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