Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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