It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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