Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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