You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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