Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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