Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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