just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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