Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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