I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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