i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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