what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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