she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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