Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
