But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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