Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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