awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Let's paint friendship bongs
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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