wanna go halves on a baby?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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