spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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