Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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