do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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