I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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