just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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