Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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