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I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You have to summon your inner elephant
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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