All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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