Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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