is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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