My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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