let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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