I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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