I hate all girls vehemently.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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