Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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