Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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