he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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