Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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