i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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