My brain says no but my pants say off.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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