my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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