I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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