I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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