You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Green mimosas i think yes
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
you never un-have a 4some
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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