Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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