I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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