Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
