I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize